Who knew there were so many wonderful quotes about apples?

"Comfort me with apples, for I am sick of love." ~ Solomon

"Why not upset the apple cart? If you don't, the apples will rot anyway." ~ Frank A. Clark

"An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough." ~ Stephen Colbert

"If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it." ~ Gurbaksh Chahal

"Why not upset the apple cart? If you don't, the apples will rot anyway." ~ Frank A. Clark

"If you put good apples into a bad situation, you’ll get bad apples." ~ Philip Zimbardo